New books: WTF?

It’s a late, rainy Tuesday night and for the third time in a month you’re standing outside of the ritziest bar in town, waiting for a cab and cursing like a pirate over being stood up, by the same freaking girl, again. Sound familiar?How would you remedy this situation, and prevent it from happening again?”OPTION #1: Lower your standards – If your standards are too high, you don’t deserve to get laid. If you’re 5’6″, bald and work at Kinko’s, you’re not going to be pulling in too many supermodels unless you’re hung like a horse. If you are, make a photocopy of it and keep it in your wallet at all times.”This is but one of the solutions for this scenario and many others that authors Gregory Bergman and Anthony W. Haddad propose in their hilarious new pocket manual, WTF?: How to Survive 101 of Life’s Worst F*#!-ing Situations. Whether it happens at work, in traffic or in the bedroom, all of life’s most effed up situations are covered in this little book. Other such solutions for similar instances included therein are:”Did you forget where you parked your car? “Borrow” (i.e. hotwire) another car to drive around while you search.”"Everyone else was speeding but you got pulled over? With clenched fists and a grimacing face, explain to the police officer that you have a serious case of colitis and you just finished the world’s largest burrito. If you can, let a wet one rip.”wtfthebook.com