Valentine’s Day is a very special time. A time when couples new and old can intensify their bond and grow as a unified, symbiotic whole. But more importantly, it’s a time for you and your sweet thing to exchange gifts, and lord knows a Hallmark card and box of chocolates won’t fly. That “it’s the thought that counts” gibberish? It’s girl code for “you’re cheap and I’m dumping your ass.” Lucky for you, we’ve got some suggestions that won’t put her to sleep.








































