Ten Rules for Wearing Shorts

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Ten Rules for Wearing Shorts
<strong>1. Be Bold</strong> (we say this a lot):
<strong>2. No Excess Cargo</strong>
<strong>3. The Bearable Lightness of Linen</strong>
<strong>4.Know Where to Draw the Line</strong>
<strong>5. Choose the Setting</strong>
<strong>6. Never Wear a Portmanteau</strong>
<strong>7. Tighten Up</strong>
<strong>8. No Socks</strong>
<strong>9. When in Barcelona</strong>
<strong>10. The World is Not Your Tennis Court</strong>
Comments
  • Sol

    Jesus Christ, every one of those pictures is fucking hideous – I love Sharp but I don’t know what kind of acid they were taking when they came up with these fashion tips. My fellow men out there, please ignore this article so I don’t have to see any of this shit in real life!

  • Greg Hudson

    We likely should have been more clear. Not every picture here is a good idea. The words attached to the pictures clarify what should and shouldn’t be attempted. For instance: number 6 is hideous, and is clearly an example of what not to wear. Or as it says in the piece: “Never attempt to wear mantyhose.”

    We’ll be more specific in the future, because we love you, too.